BREAKING: Federal Judge Rules All Mail-In Votes Must Be Tossed.
In a ruling that was shocking to the Washington Elite, a 14th Circuit Judge has ruled in President Trump’s favor by invalidating all mail-in votes. Effectively giving the President the landslide he and his supporters long expected.
The ruling by Judge Dick Zucker was issued just as the President’s enemies were confident they had bested him in November’s election. It forces all mail-in ballots, which were mostly Democratic, to be thrown out in every State.
“Our Constitution says nothing about Democracy and even if it did these ballots were clearly fraudulent”, read the ruling. “Since mail-in ballots heavily favored Democrats and that doesn’t reflect my personal politics I’m requesting they be thrown out.”
The ruling went on to say how term limits were also unconstitutional as long as Donald Trump is president, despite no legal challenge by anyone on that matter. “The Constitution is clear in enshrining Donald Trump as president for life, it doesn’t have to specifically say his name to be understood as the Founder’s intent.”
With Democrats likely to appeal the ruling to the Supreme Court, filled with Trump nominees, his victory is all but assured. Justice Amy Coney Barrett recently remarking last week she gets “super wet” at the thought of anointing Trump as King. “He nominated me for life I owe it to him to return the favor”, she said.
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